1. You don’t have £250.000 to spend on a ring? Just buy a £6.00 replica of Kate’s engagement ring.
2. The “Royal Virility Performance”, Brewdog Brewery limited edition Viagra beer.
3. William and Kate – The Movie. “Royally Ridiculous” says the Daily Mail.
4. Worried to feel lonely watching the wedding? Invite William and Kate in your living room… Or at least the 6ft Will and Kate life size cut out.
5. Even if you are not a royalist, don’t forget to thank Will and Kate for the day off. Buy a “Thanks for the free day off, HRH Prince William and Kate Middleton’s 4 day bender – 29th April – 2nd May 2011” plate.
6. You don’t like crowded places but really want to see that carriage? Don’t forget your royal wedding sick bag – yes you can buy one!
7. Papa John’s UK has released a Prince William and Kate Middleton Royal Wedding Pizza.
8. Premier Inn is offering royal bedding the night before the royal wedding. The duvets will feature printed images from the neck down of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
9. Is your cat bored of croquettes? Buy him Royal Wedding Cat Food in Royal Gravy. Only £3.50 a tin.
10. To all the girls desperate to marry a prince, “Calm down, you can still marry Harry”. Remember it each time you’re having a drink thanks to these coasters.
11. Do you want to see Kate bathing in hot water? It is now possible with the Kate and William characters teabags.
12. You just can’t get enough of that couple? Always think of them by having them on each of your fingers with the Will and Kate portrait nail decals.
13. How sweet is this? William and Kate PEZ dispensers.
14. “Crown Jewels – Condoms of distinction” the royal wedding condoms. Please note Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are not supplied to, or approved by, Prince William of Wales, Catherine Middleton or any member of the Royal Family.
15. Do you prefer making things with your hands? Then you can still “Knit your own royal wedding”.
16. If you would like a useful souvenir, get a corgi tea towel commemorating the wedding.
17. Tiny Idols, a perfume brand, has released perfume bottles in shape of the Prince and future Princess.
18. Are you sick of this wedding? You can still buy a royal wedding loo seat.
19. Kiss me Kate – Real ale to celebrate the wedding.
20. Royal wedding gnomes to put in your garden. Who knows? They might become collectibles.
21. Get your dog an “Official Royal Wedding Corgi” t-shirt.
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